Southern Humor Thoughts

  • We need to do unto others as we want them to do unto us, instead of trying to do to them first.
  • We need to smile and laugh again.  Look through the issues and find a way to smile and a laugh.
  • Why are yankees moving to the South in unprecedented numbers?
  • When we look back at our old pictures, why do we always think we look better now?
  • Should marriage licenses expire and require renewal?
  • Why do my neighbors leave their outside flood lights on during the day and night?
  •  We hear of Southern cooking and Southern hospitality , but not northern cooking and there probably is little if any northern hospitality.
  • Amicable divorce is an oxymoron.
  • Why is that some women have pictures of their dogs , cats, nieces, etc. but not their husband?