Southern Humor Thoughts

  • Why are yankees moving to the South in unprecedented numbers?
  • The holidays are a time when many of us realize that whether we have guests or visit family or friends, "Fish and visitors stink after three days." (Benjamin Franklin).
  • When we look back at our old pictures, why do we always think we look better now?
  • Should marriage licenses expire and require renewal?
  • Why do my neighbors leave their outside flood lights on during the day and night?
  •  We hear of Southern cooking and Southern hospitaity , but not northern cooking and there probably is little if any northern hospitality.
  • Amicable divorce is an oxymoron.
  • Why is that some women have pictures of their doga , cats, nieces, etc. but not their husband? 
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